Back in July, Elmo spent one good Sunday night snorting cocaine, drinking, and swinging from ceiling fans!

Before y’all go judging ol’ Elmo, there, think about the fact that Elmo is like many of you in that his job got him stress.

Elmo’s boss, Sesame Street, requires him to lie! And the lie Elmo’s Sesame Street bosses have him saying is, “Elmo loves you.” As normal folks know, saying “I love you” to somebody you don’t love is enough to drive anybody to the powder, the bottle, and up a wall swinging from something.

Lying weighs on you!

So in order to get that weight off his chest, Elmo goes to Dr. Powder and Dr. JD.

A lil’ bit of powder up his nose, some whiskey down his throat, and a go around the ceiling fan always does the trick for ol’ Elmo, there.